Dear Snow, I just wanted to let you know... 

I'm tired of your inconveniences

I'm tired of your coldness

I'm tired of your mess

I'm tired of your hype

Simply put... I'm tired of you!

I'm SO over you, just the same as I SO am over...

Adolescence acne

Memorizing spelling words

Dial up internet

Re-runs of Alf

Stacking firewood in the heat of summer

MC Hammer pants with slouch socks

Washing dishes by hand

VHS tapes

So... please DO NOT return until 2:30 p.m. on Christmas Eve.
(Yes, I want my Baby's 1st Christmas to be white - REMEMBER THIS!)

Got it?

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